October 2011
When someone touches my phone
xaritena:
At first I’m like
Then I remember something inappropriate in it:
And I’m like:
this is sad but true
ugly guy: I think youre the most beautiful girl in the world. Every time I see you I just smile because I wish I was that guy in your life. I wish I could make you happy because I hate knowing that you hurt inside because of what all those jerk did to you. I can change that and make you happy ..
girl: oh ... lol
cute guy: You're hot.
girl: Omg you really think so? I think you're hot too! Its crazy that we're not together because we'd just look amazing together. You're like , the one for me.
Life is really mysterious you can never tell...
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper:
And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
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bankn0tes:
I would just like to sleep and never wake up.
Being an embarrassing mofo in public. →
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