June 2011
When I'm on my period, I have four emotions:
norandomchick:
wheresyourheart:
Hungry as fuck:
Angry as fuck:
Sad as fuck:
and lastly, Irritated as fuck
= END OF THE WORLD.
GPO- EVERY FEMALE ON TUMBLR
FOREVER REBLOG !
I love kissing.
I love the feeling you get before it happens.
I love the small talk created before kissing.
I love the awkward, yet incredibly strong eye contact with the person.
I love the hesitation to move inward.
I love the gentle holds on the face/neck/waist/hips.
I love the silence when all you can hear is breath.
I love the tilting of the head to get noses in the right place.
I love the...
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
ratherdielaughing:
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
That awkward moment when you start singing the...
That awkward moment when the weirdest girl of your...
freeflowinmelody:
I was born to be happy, not normal.
When someone asks for a piece of your chocolate...
sonic-wand:
You want some now ?
Going places while on your period:
isecretlykeepsecrets:
gpoy
When you're to scared to ask your mom something
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and your just standing in front of her like:
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I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old...
ellveebby:
Whenever little kids stare at me, I stare back...
My future graduation speech:
nicolefuckyeah:
letmefuck:
When I go to hang out with my guy friends
hahatulan:
Parent’s expectations:
Reality:
I hate being on my period.
every second im like:
all of a sudden i have a urge to have sex:
then the cramps kick in & im like:
when somebody askes me to do something im like:
& the whole day im in my room like:
- Mom I'm going out
- With your friends?
- No mom, With pikachu
- WHO IS PIKACHU?
IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
That awkward moment when you spell a word and it...
fatregina:
You’re like
“Wait, is that right?”
Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like
“Why did it look so weird?”
Reblog if God has done amazing things in your...
One day we will
Cuddle on the couch while we watch a movie,
Go to the park and eat ice cream,
Cook dinner together,
Go to the carnival and i’ll try to win you a prize,
Go the beach and watch the sunset together,
Get matching pillow cases, so when we sleep, we can hear the beat of our hearts,
Go to Disneyland and live our lives happily ever after.
♥
OMG YES.
When I call my parents and they don't answer, it's...
ratherdielaughing:
When your friend says "just buy a new one"..
nickiyuuup:
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
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In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
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I hate doing presentations
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Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and the others are like:
or
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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When you're to scared to ask your mom something
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and your just standing in front of her like:
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I don't like being asked to make decisions.
Where do you want to eat?
Where do you want to go?
“I have no idea.”
What do you want to do?
“What do you want to do?”
When you're listening to a song for the first...
The first week:
The second week:
The third week:
The fourth week:
The fifth week:
When someone rotates their picture upside down
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When you accidentally touch that hot person's hand
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