When I start talking about my new obsession:
My parents: People at school: My friends: People on tumblr:
When you haven't seen someone for a long time and...
when you have a lot to say to your best friend and...
Waking up on a school day
I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
and im like.
Your immediate thoughts when that one person pops...
after eating a shit ton of food...
I’M NOT EATING FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. TEN MINUTES LATER… SO TRUE
"You are sitting on that computer all day."
possionslovesbuffalo: I’m sitting on the chair.
When my mom threatens to hit me..
londonlove417: Me on the outside: because on the inside I know:
Sometimes I wonder if my parents look at me and...
dontlethemtakeyoualive: the gif omg. thats me literally everyday.
That look your mom gives you when you do something...
snapplefact23: More LOLs here.
When you get somewhere before all your friends.
weasleyistheking: All the freakin time!
Reblog if you never seen a pregnant Chinese lady
xshortisweetix: ricecrackerzz: That seriously never crossed my mind ! I never seen one , yet Chinese people are multiplying like its nothing . O__________O
7 things about your body
biebgotswagger: 1. your eyes are the only part of your body you can’t wash with soap 2. you can’t count your hair 3. your tongue doesn’t reach every teeth in your mouth 4. only idiots do number 3 5. you’re gonna laugh because you can reach every teeth in your mouth 6. you’re gonna laugh because you feel like an idiot 7. you’re going to reblog to see how many people fall for this
Your parents' expectations of school
ayechristmas: They expect you to be walking to school like: but in reality you’re like: They expect you to be in class like: but in reality you’re like: They expect you before an exam to be all like: but in reality you’re like: They expect to react to your exam mark like: but in reality they’ll be like:
When girls post 10 depressing facebook statuses a...
When people joke about you , & they go too far.
That feeling when you want to help someone but you...
When somebody says "i know who you like"
salutemebitches: I’m like…